How to Spot a Lunesta-Bot

June 3, 2008

People of Earth.

We are among you.

You will know us by the smiles we wear throughout our waking and somnolent hours.

You will become one of us through the intake of commercially advertised sleeping drugs.

Your hallucinations will include nightly and waking visitations by a glowing butterfly.

We are most likely to be found teaching school. We are probably blonde and female.

We do not respond to mentions of the cruel realities of life, wars and injustices with anything but a smile and positive aphorisms such as “Oh well, look on the bright side.”

Once detected, we must be shot…

More images of our vacuous facades to help you identify us:


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