A Three-Hour Tour through the Wormhole; or How General American Geographic Ignorance Doesn’t Hurt When Making Hit TV

July 31, 2008

Skipper: Riddle me this, little buddy: Just how many uncharted desert isles with active volcanoes do you think there are just three hours off the coast of the United States?

Gilligan: Uh, ummm, uh … none?

Skipper: Wow, that’s right little buddy. You’re one smart motherfucker.

Gilligan: Well, OK, so where the fuck are we then !!!! ???

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