Rick Was Misinformed About the Waters of Newark

June 13, 2007


A bar conversation between two dapper fellows as they sipped two fine bottles of Newark’s finest Rolling Rock beer…




“I wish I could say I came to Newark for the waters, but I can’t, see?”


“But, my dear fellow I feel I must protest, for, in point of fact the waters of Newark are clean and clear as a bell, coming as they do from the rural, protected Newark Watershed in upstate New Jersey—not the polluted Passaic River as a number of jackanapes seem to think.”



“I was misinformed.”