Tired of Earth Women? How’s About Some Alien Sex?

Stupid, funny spam of the week below… I like the grammar here, that the alien women have “BOTH mouth, vagina and anus.” Ha.

-EG (ready and willing with his massive Klingon member).

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Sak *****gmail.com | IP: 213.22.13.***

DO YOU WANT A REAL LIVE ALIEN FEMALE FOR HOT SEX?

MAIL ME NOW!!!

REAL FEMALE SLAVE ALIENS FROM ZETA RETICULI, WITH BOTH MOUTH, VAGINA AND ANUS, READY FOR YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.
ALL DOMESTICATED.
AND THEY ALSO CAN COOK, IRON AND CLEAN YOUR HOUSE.

ONE LIFE TIME OFFER!
MAIL ME NOW!
*****[at]gmail.com

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2 Responses to Tired of Earth Women? How’s About Some Alien Sex?

  1. Esquizomusic says:

    Thanks for the offer but I just have one already from Beta-Órion that makes sex, cooks and and gives weather forecasts!

  2. gravybread says:

    Weather forecasts? I’m impressed. -EG

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