priest

Spare me your doubts, priest,
get out of my life, priest,
Get a life, Priest!
Get a wife, priest!

Don’t beat your meat, priest
and don’t beat your wife, priest

Don’t falter with the alter boys, priest

Learn about menses and yeast infections,
priest

Learn about kisses on the tongue,
not Hosts,
Priest

c. 2001, 2008 Evan Gilling

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