rump roast (a comedy)

rump roast
is a cow’s butt

it’s not a cut

it’s an ass
it speaks
it passes farts
it sits on grass

it pulls carts

it’s a shit hole
it’s cheeks
it’s a tail holder
it reeks

it gets wet in rain
it stains
it feels pain

it’s a posterior
its posthumous
it’s on your plate
it’s meat

bon apetit

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